Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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