last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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