Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
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Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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