"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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