How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
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my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
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I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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