i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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