gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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