yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
