Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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