My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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