Who did Billy Mays play for?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
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I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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