it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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