In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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