If i come over, it means nothing
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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