Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
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I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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