whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
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She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
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Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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