I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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