Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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