he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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