no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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