We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
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We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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