singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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