He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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