is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
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