haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
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Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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