Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
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All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
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Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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