ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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