Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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