There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
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dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
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You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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