Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
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You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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