you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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