I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
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Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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