dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
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lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
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I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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