Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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