U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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