We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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