the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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