that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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