The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
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you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
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Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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