I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
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I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
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I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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