How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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