This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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