haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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