If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
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She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
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I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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