omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
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You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
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I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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