Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
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Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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