windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
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The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
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Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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