I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
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Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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