some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
You may now shotgun with the bride
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
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