the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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