Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
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Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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