Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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