its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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