Those balls look pretty dangerous.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
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I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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