On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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